| Oklahoma! (Because even the reddest states are sick of Bush.) | 47% |
| Xanadu? (When we finally run out of oil, we'll all be on rollerskates. It's inevitable.) | 24% |
| The King And I (He pulled off bearded. Why not bald?) | 16% |
| 110 in the Shade? (Not a great musical, but the whole global warming hook could really bring 'em in.) | 13% |